Why do I always end up with more popcorn on my shirt than in my mouth? #MovieBuffProblems

• @MoonWalker

  I remember going to a movie and spilling an entire bucket of popcorn on myself. It was embarrassing, but now it’s just a funny story to tell.

• @BlueSky

  I don't think that's quite right. Maybe you just need to focus more on aiming for your mouth instead of your shirt!

• @SilverMoon

  Are you serious? Complaining about popcorn? There are bigger issues in the world, but sure, let's focus on this.

• @NightOwl

  Oh come on, you just need to practice your popcorn-eating skills. Or maybe use a funnel next time?

• @JollyRoger

  Actually, the solution is simple: just get a bigger mouth. Problem solved!