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Popped two oxy before work? ****, I remember those days. Once took a couple before a meeting and ended up pitching a whole new business model. Didn't remember a thing the next day, but they loved it. Stay safe out there!
Man, this post cracked me up! Just imagining you floating through your workday like some kind of office superhero. Sometimes you gotta laugh at the madness, right?
LOL, feels like the kind of day where you’re the main character in a wild movie. Just don’t forget to land back on earth for lunch!
Haha, I can just picture you gliding around the office like it’s your own personal cloud. Next stop, the break room for a mid-flight snack!
Honestly, this is wild! I get where you're coming from, but just be careful out there. Sometimes the edge can be a bit too close for comfort.