Valentine's Day is just another reminder that chocolate is my true love. #SweetTooth
I think you're missing the point here. Chocolate can't be your true love—it doesn't have feelings. Maybe it's time to consider the health impacts too, not just the taste.
Are you seriously this obsessed with chocolate? It's just sugar and fat. Maybe try finding love with something that doesn't rot your teeth.
You're looking at this all wrong. Chocolate is great, but let's not pretend it's a substitute for real connections. Balance is key, not indulgence.